I received the following email last night from Joe Biden (Democratic campaign).

I see that he is jumping right in with both feet and isn’t wasting any time.

The Democratic Party
Shae —

The past two days have been truly extraordinary. I received such a warm welcome as the newest member of the Obama campaign.

Now that our team is complete, it’s time for our party to unite — as Democrats, as voters, and as Americans committed to change.

I recorded a short video message about what we need to do in the weeks ahead, and how I plan to help.

Please take a minute to watch the video and join the movement:

Barack has built an incredible movement over the past 19 months, and I’m so honored to be part of it.

Over the next few weeks, I’ll be rolling up my sleeves and joining the work that thousands of people all across the country are already doing — reaching out day after day in neighborhoods and communities, connecting with people who are hungry for the change we need.

This is no ordinary time, and this is no ordinary election. I plan to do everything I can to help Barack take back the White House.

I don’t need to tell you that John McCain will just bring us another four years of the same. You can’t change America when you supported George Bush‘s policies 95% of the time.

Barack has the vision and the courage to bring real change to Washington. But even he can’t do this alone.

Please watch this video and join this incredible movement:


Thank you,



I’ve been subscribed to The Democratic Party’s email newsletter for a while and have yet to receive an email from Barack Obama.

With 10 weeks to go in the campaign, why does this seem odd to me?

Oops, hold that thought … this email was piggybacking Joe’s:

The Democratic Party
Shae —

The Democratic convention starts today, and my new running mate Joe Biden and I recorded a message about what we all need to do next.

When we started this campaign, very few people thought we would make it this far.

But we put our faith in the power of ordinary supporters like you coming together and building a movement for change from the bottom up. And that’s exactly why we’re here.

I’d like you to watch this special message — and I have a request.

We have our team, and this week the eyes of the entire country will be on our movement. Now is the time to take the next step and own a piece of this campaign.

Watch our video message and make a donation of $5 or more today:

Watch the video

Over the next four days, the Democratic convention will define what change means and highlight our differences with John McCain to every voter who’s tuning in.

We’ll show the change we will be bringing the country on the economy, health care, energy, foreign policy, and the issues that affect all Americans.

But make no mistake about what we’re up against. John McCain has embraced the same old politics of fear, division, and Karl Rove-style attacks — which makes sense coming from someone who’s voted with George Bush literally 95% of the time.

From the very beginning, this campaign has been in your hands. Now more than ever, we’re counting on you to see it through.

Watch the video Joe and I recorded and make a donation of $5 or more now:


Thank you,



I see they are already tag teaming me… typical politrickers.

Where’s my purse?

[I am well aware that these mass messages are generated by a team on the Democratic political party… this post was strictly satire & political opinion.]